NYU Local

An envelope with a valentine coming out of it that reads, “I love you more than Tisch kids love vaping outside of Bobst. Will you be my valentine?”
Graphic by authors.

By Morgan Pryor and Lau Guzmán

On Friday, I was tapping through my Instagram stories when I was met with the frankly horrifying image of a dancing Albert Gallatin, with the caption “Albie Yours.” Next up was Andy Hamilton’s floating, cartoon head with a chemistry textbook: “I love you more than Andie loves chemistry.” NYU’s e-valentines went downhill from there.

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